paris jackson cheerleader

  • It looks like the spawn of Michael Jackson are all out for fame this year–and we have to admit that it’s fun to see Paris Jackson playing at being a cheerleader in Los Angeles. We first assumed it was for some kind of music video, but it turns out that Paris (when she isn’t acting or modeling or being an activist) is actually a member of the cheerleading team at the Buckley School. We’re going to assume that’s a really upscale high school. She’s got a pretty cool look, too. Especially for a 14-year-old gal. But it’s going to bum out the Buckley School sports teams when they realize they’re playing to stands full of celeb photographers.
  • Robert Pattinson is in Australia shooting a movie called The Rover, and it must be a real change-of-pace role. The guy looks decidedly unglamorous while showing off some fake rotting teeth. Co-star Guy Pearce is also looking pretty gross. Yeah, sometimes we have to go with the same look after we get tired of being stereotyped as sex symbols.
  • Jessica Chastain may have been a late bloomer as a movie star, but the 35-year-old is catching up in classic style. She’s certainly seeming glamorous as she walks around Paris with her dashing boyfriend. Actually, her Italian beau is Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, and he’s an executive with the French fashion label Moncler. That means they both have a reason to be walking around Paris during Fashion Week. It’s not like Jessica is buying the guy some expensive ties or something.
  • Hey, did we mention Robert Pattinson is in Australia? OMG! That must mean that it’s really scandalous that Kristen Stewart is off at the Troubadour club in West Hollywood with Twilight costar Taylor Lautner! It’s just like the movies–if, you know, we were really able to convince ourselves that Kristen and Taylor could ever be more than really good friends. You know, because they both respect Robert so much. Yeah. We could go on about this one, but it’d feel as silly as joining other sites in reporting that Jake Gyllenhaal has started dating that Sports Illustrated model.

Oh, the Celebrity Watchdog has been around the block a few times--often urinating all over the Great White Way and the Hollywood Walk of Fame and even a couple of times on the great theaters of the West End. It is shameful.